Dining, Meal Time, and Restaurant Jokes

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his hometown for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the Eggs Benedict."

His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, "What's with the fancy plate?"

The waiter replies, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

A man goes into a hamburger stand and orders a burger. The waitress takes out two frozen patties and sticks them under her arms. Naturally, the man asked, "What the hell are you doing?!"

The waitress replied, "I'm defrosting them!"

Another guy at the counter piped up, "In that case, you can cancel my hotdog!"

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. But, he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck, "There's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver." The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered - pepper only."

A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.

To which the puzzled Frenchman replied, "Toilette pepper!"

I once had dinner in a German-Chinese restaurant. The food was delicious, but an hour later, I was hungry for power.

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.

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