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MrsMegaByte thoroughly enjoys hearing from you! Following are actual guest book entries from MrsMegaByte's second guest book. If you'd like to leave your mark, please SIGN the current guest book. Thanks!


Name: CONNIE SMITH-SHEAN
E-Mail: SMITHSHEANGANG_AT_AOL,COM
City/State/Country: MELBOURNE VILLAGE ,FL. U.S.A
Date: Mon Jun 5 15:21:20 2000
How you found us: Word of mouth

Wrote... OMG,,, THAT WAS FUNNY! IF IT WERE NOT FOR HER INCREDIBLE STAFF SHE'D SUCK AND I WISH ALL MY FRIENDS WOULD STOP CALLING ME MARTHA, OK,SO..I LIKE PAINTED MY HOUSE WITH ALL HER PAINT,OK SO..I'VE GOT THE COOK BOOKS AND THE MAG.SUBSCRIPTION AND I DO KEEP A DAMN NICE GARDEN AND KEEP UP AN ACRE OF LAND MYSELF AND AND AND I LIKE FRESH FLOWERS FROM MY YARD IN AND ALL OVER THE HOUSE BUT.... I DO NOT BUY STUFF FROM HER RED. OVER PRICED CATALOG AND I DO "NOT SHOP" AT K-FLIP'IN MART FOR "HER" STUFF I'M JUST A LITTLE HANDY AND CREATIVE WITH STUFF I BUY AT YOU KNOW LIKE.......GARAGE SSALLLEEES AND THRIFT STORES AND AUCTIONS SO STOP IT!!STOP CALLIN ME "MARTHA" CUZ I CAN'T DO ALL THAT IN "ONE DAY" UNLIKE MARTHA CAN SO THERE!


Name: BEER CAN BOB
E-Mail: beercanbob_AT_tolands_DoT_com
City/State/Country: Lickedy USA
Home Page: http://tolands.com/bikini/index.htm
Date: Fri May 19 23:04:08 2000
How you found us: By my best recollection, I don't remember

Wrote... BEER CAN BOB'S $50 PHOTO CONTEST submit your best picture with Beer Can Bob and you could win a crisp new fifty dollar bill!


Name: Trish Young
E-Mail: trish_AT_tolands_DoT_com
City/State/Country: Poon Town USA Home Page: http://tolands.com/girltalk/index.htm
Date: Fri May 19 22:51:11 2000
How you found us: Your kidding, right? I used a computer!

Wrote... Martha Stewart you ignorant bitch. I cooked all freakin day, busted my ass rearranging the entire house, got paper cuts from coupons at the store, nearly broke a breast implant sneezing over all the damned flowers, and got a head ace off the paint fumes while making your stupid wall ornament. My man comes home trips over shit in the living room, dinner gives him gas, (which blocked out the flower aroma), thinks the ornament looks sexual, which makes him horny, which leads to me on my knees.

Tell me Martha you ever get spooge in a paper cut? Well, let me tell you, it burns. So to hell with you and all your happy home maker crap. If I throw together a bologna sandwich and bend over the kitchen table on occasion my man will pay for real decorations and could give a shit what the place looks like.


Name: MJM
E-Mail: mjm0911_AT_cs_DoT_com
City/State/Country: Mi Mi
Date: Sat Apr 8 03:03:44 2000
How you found us: Other

Wrote... If anybody has any pictures of Martha barefoot, could you email them to me?

 

 

 

 

 

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