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How to Survive the Holidays - Holiday Humor Jokes About Miscellaneous Holidays Valentines Day After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled: "The Meaning of Dreams." Easter After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock. Mother's Day "When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day." National Orgasm Week Organizers of the first "National Orgasm Week" held this year were very disappointed with the results obtained. It seems at least three-quarters of the women polled just pretended to celebrate it. Birthday People have candles on their birthday cake, to make light of their age.
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