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Cooking for Canines and Cats

Martha Stewart's Tasty Recipes

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1 lb ground turkey

1 egg

3/4 cup rolled oats

1/4 cup 2 percent milk

3 oz tomato sauce

1 tbsp chopped parsley

1 garlic clove, minced

2 tbsps canine supplement*




Pavlov's Meat Loaf
You'll Have 'em Droolin' for More!

Combine all ingredients. Mix well. Pack into 4 small loaf pans. Bake at 375 degrees for 35-40 minutes. Makes 4 small loaves.

One loaf will feed a 25-pound dog and is equal to one-half can of dog food. For normal-sized dogs, this would be considered a dog treat, not dinner.

*Powdered canine supplements are available at most natural pet food stores.





1 sm carrot, peeled and grated

1/4 cup peeled, grated zucchini

1/2 cup chopped alfalfa sprouts

1 tsp chopped fresh parsley

1/8 cup chicken stock

1/4 tsp dried or fresh catnip*



"Better Than Crab Grass" Salad

Combine vegetables in medium bow. Add chicken stock and toss. Sprinkle with catnip and serve at room temperature. Store leftovers in the refrigerator up to 3 days. Makes 1-2 cups.

This recipe is from the Old Farmer's Almanac. It adds needed fiber to a cat's mostly meat diet, and it's one more way to get rid of that pesky glut of summer zucchini!

*Catnip is optional, but it's guaranteed to get your cat to eat this stuff.




1 cup whole wheat flour

1 cup unbleached white flour

1/2 cup wheat germ

1/4 cup non-fat dry powdered milk

2 tsps baking soda

2 tbsps chopped fresh parsley

1 cup chicken stock

3 tbsps corn oil



"Woof 'em Down" Doggie Cookies

Combine all dry ingredients. In a small bowl, mix together stock and oil. Gradually add to dry ingredients, stirring until all ingredients are mixed well. Turn out the dough onto a lightly floured surface and knead well. Roll out dough to 1/8-inch thick and cut into cookies with a bone-shaped cookie cutter.*

Bake 15-20 minutes at 400 degrees. Turn off the heat and allow the biscuits to harden in the oven for several hours. Cover and store biscuits in the refrigerator. Makes 24-36 biscuits, depending on size of cookie cutter.

*Dog's don't really care if you use a bone-shaped cutter, or not.




1 12-oz can salmon with liquid

1 egg (free range)

1/2 cup flour

/2 cup instant oatmeal,
ground in Cuisinart™*



"Precious, Precious Kitty"
Cat Treats

Combine the salmon and egg in a Cuisinart™ and mix until smooth. Add the oatmeal and blend well. Spray cooking spray on a 9-by-13inch pan and spread the mixture in the pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes. Cool, then cut into bite-sized squares. Store in the freezer. Makes about 24 treats.

Seafood fork and crystal feeding dish are optional, but your cat will appreciate it. *Blender can be substituted for Cuisinart™.







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