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MrsMegaByte has personally tested these Jell-O recipes
And has awarded the Mega-Byte seal of approval.
(I think...)

Due to the complex chemical composition of Green Jell-O,
Particularly when it is mixed with Vodka ... or ... whatever...
Please prepare the following at your own risk. Enjoy!




1 cup margarine

2 cups sugar

1/3 cup cocoa

4 eggs

2 tsp. vanilla

1-1/2 cups sifted flour

1 tsp. salt

1/2 cup nuts



1 cup sugar

1 oz unsweetened chocolate

1/4 cup margarine

1/3 cup milk

dash of salt




Mom's Best Brownie Recipe


Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Little Johnny "no, no." Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Billy and clean cupboards.

Measure 1/3 cup cocoa. Take shortening can away from Billy again and bathe cat. Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail.

Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour. Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation. Take telephone away from Little Johnny and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed from bill.

Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well. Let cat out of refrigerator.

Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan. Bake 25 minutes.

Rescue cat and take razor away from Johnny. Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able to run away.

Mix the following in saucepan: 1 cup sugar 1 oz unsweetened chocolate 1/4 cup margarine Take the darn teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it away - far away. Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't know Billy had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street. Put Little Johnny in playpen.

Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes. Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Johnny having stuck a garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet. Tie Little Johnny to clothesline.

Remove burned brownies from oven.







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