Personality Tests for the
"Martha Stewart Living Impaired"
The Preferred Gift Personality Test
Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the
gift you'd most like to receive.
A Sweet Poem
Dinner / Dancing
It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts
and hopefully likes to share. OR You're a selfish chocoholic who values
a sugar high over everything, even true love.
It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers
and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You get some twisted
joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
A SWEET POEM
It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes
the power and beauty of the written word. OR You're used to cheap gifts
and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the
power and beauty of the written word.
It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not
afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel
that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR You're
a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely
for one carnal experience after another.
DINNER / DANCING
It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the
romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR You're easy to
please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick
turns around the dance floor.
It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that
you can actually use. OR You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving
is all about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving