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Ask Martha - New Martha Stewart FAQs

We all love thee all-knowing Martha Stewart, but wouldn't it be fun to send her just a few questions that MrsMegaByte can't answer with a straight face? Just for starters, here goes:

Q1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Q2. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Q3. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Q4. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Q5. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Q6. Is it possible for over-weight people go skinny-dipping?

Q7. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?


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Contact Martha Stewart

If you'd prefer to submit your questions or comments to Martha Stewart:

This is the URL to Martha Stewart's Living site:

The e-mail address listed in her weekly newspaper column is:

If you need more information, the ending paragraph from her weekly newspaper column reads: "You can find ________ through Martha by Mail (800-950-7130 or ). ...

Write Martha Stewart in care of The New York Times Syndications Sales Corp., 122 E. 42nd. St., New York, N.Y., 10168 ... Please include name and daytime telephone number."






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