Dinner Disasters - Dining Jokes
Martha Stewart Parody


Dining, Meal Time, and Restaurant Jokes

A lady goes into an ice cream parlor and asks for a quart of vanilla, a quart of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate ice cream. The man behind the counter says, "I'm sorry our truck didn't come in today we have no chocolate ice cream."

Then she asks for a "pint" of all three flavors. Once again he tells her that there truck didn't come in so they have NO chocolate ice cream.

Then the lady asks for a "cup" of all three flavors.

The ice cream guy is thinking to himself, "How do I get it through her head that we have no chocolate ice cream?" So, he tells her to spell VAN as in the first three letters in vanilla. She spells, "V-A-N."

Then he tells her to spell STRAW as in the first five letters in strawberry. She spells, "S-T-R-A-W."

Finally, he says now spell F*** as in the first four letters in chocolate. With a confused look the lady says, "There is no f*** in chocolate!"

To which the clerk replies, "That's what I've been trying to tell you. There is NO F***ING CHOCOLATE!"

Q: What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop?
A: Getting the scoop!

The sign read: "Jesus Is the Answer."

Which is kinda weird, since my question was: "What the hell's this stuff on my sandwich?"

Although difficult, in the end the chase was successful ... We're having wild goose for supper.

To all the dam complainers out there I have a question for you: Would you like a little cheese with your whine?






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