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Our Hero Martha Stewart Saves the Day!
Although the ensuing minutes of the evening remained somewhat a dastardly
disaster.
MrsMegaByte's epic party with that recipe for fun, Martha
Stewart, continues. Enjoy!
Martha Stewart Survival Tips
Martha Stewart calmly sat down with the boisterous bunch
to offer yet one more entertaining solution to all of those perky party
participants, who earlier in the evening, had eagerly and enthusiastically
become  |
| "To add a little welcomed bit of color to even your dullest day: Plant grass seeds in wooden boxes, berry baskets, or in hydroponic growing systems - Two weeks in a warm and sunny spot will result in lovely grass." |  |
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The crass crowd of party participants had become eerily silent, stoned-cold, and callous. But, Martha still claimed to be a real people person. |
Martha Stewart was meticulously recording the minutes of the
meeting,
when a rare and frightful faux pas occurred. Oops! Martha Stewart dropped
her pencil.
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Just as Martha Stewart began to grope around on her hands
and knees for that elusive pencil, |
| Martha's current beau (the other BIG bad Mr.B) re-entered the scary scene. |  |
Definitely detail oriented, Martha Stewart always noticed the little things. |
Geez, Martha. What about those Green Jell-O guzzling guests?
Martha's Inspiration
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Martha Stewart's most creative inspirations and ingenious household tips often come from her keen observations of common occurrences: the changing seasons, our natural environment, hallowed holiday traditions, and even plain old day-to-day life. |
| It was finally high time for Martha Stewart to pull out her trusty and powerful thinking cap. |  |
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"Yes! Wow! What an absolutely outstanding solution," Martha thought.
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To Ask Martha Stewart's Advice on Romance,
Business and More, Click the Light Bulb.
| As the sun began to rise over the rock garden, Martha cleverly knew at last just how to save the day. |  |
It had just dawned on her! |  |
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Martha Stewart had thoughtfully brought along some clever party paraphernalia that she had completely forgotten about until now. In fact, Martha Stewart had definitely been dedicatedly engrossed throughout the entire evening. |
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Martha Stewart hadn't even noticed that her Green Jell-O
loving Aunt had trailed in. |
Martha Stewart's Party Survivalist Kit
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Martha Stewart finally remembered that a truly innovative emergency party survival kit had been packed away by this pair of party-goers previously in the evening. Martha Stewart hustled outside to her Suburban, then swiftly flung the rear door open. |
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As she flailed her arms in the air, Martha Stewart revealed quite a surprisingly large chest. |
To everyone's surprise and culinary delight,
it turned out that the cooler in Martha Stewart's car contained:
| Edible Party Hats! |
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Mostly GREEN with a little bite of RED |
That was precisely the moment when Martha Stewart knew that her job here was finally finished!
YIKES!
And ... The Moral of This Story:
| Continue the Party! The Real
Business of Being Martha Stewart |
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