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Martha Stewart: Headline News
Martha Stewart makes huge headlines
all over the media these days.
Just a few of Martha Stewart's lesser promoted news bytes follow. Enjoy!
Martha Stewart Achieves
Official Status as American Icon
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Martha Stewart
Adds
Herself to Mt. Rushmore During
Recent Broadcast of
"Martha Stewart Living"
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Martha Stewart
Okays Plans for
Latest Facelift to Statue of Liberty |
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Martha Stewart
Adds
Her Special Little Touches to
Latest US Currency Revision
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Martha
Stewart Named Official Spokes-Person
For National Watermelon Board
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(Looks like something
finally shut her up...) |
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Martha Stewart Recently Linked
with Fabio
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Martha commented,
"I Just Can't Believe
It's Not 'Better.'" |
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Busta Rhymes Dedicates
Newest Rap to Martha Stewart
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"I got Martha
Stewart's name in my Rolodex.
Woo hah! Got you all in check /
We weed the garden, then we go have sex.
Woo hah! Got you all in check /
I season the pesto while she holds the Tec.
W00 hah! Got you all in check /
We put basil on our blunts in the back of my Lex.
Woo hah! Got you all in check." |
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Martha Stewart Dubs Herself "Wasabi
Spice"
in Futile Attempt to Save Spice Girls
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More Headlines from
MrsMegaByte's Martha Stewart Archives...
Martha Stewart First to Censure
President Bill Clinton
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Martha Stewart Revealed as Head
Juror
at Seinfeld Series Finale Trial
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After all, could any media phenomenon
really be bigger than Martha Stewart?
You be the judge...
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