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The Paparazzi At Their Best
Exclusive Martha Stewart Every Way / Everyday Collection
of Captioned Photos.
Enjoy!
Martha in the Morning
 
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Martha Stewart rises before
the sun, well-rested and ultra-perky at 3:30 am. But, the fact is
that no one has ever seen Martha Stewart sleep ... except possibly
during some of her more confusing television segments? |
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Martha
Stewart's
Everyday
Power
Breakfast
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Martha Stewart always begins her day with a hearty power-packing
breakfast ala her own distinctive, personal favorite, Fusion-Style
of International Cuisine.
Recipe Hint:
The secret recipe follows...
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Did You Know ...
The recipe above also
doubles as Martha Stewart's
secret recipe for her
world-famous Green
Jell-O.
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This Typical Martha-Powered Morning Continues...
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Martha Stewart's
Morning Workout: |
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Now fully charged,
Martha Stewart begins her daily morning power ritual. |
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Martha Stewart's thoughts intently focus
upon attending to her foul menagerie of backyard chickens....
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Martha Stewart, pictured while a free-range chicken
or two tried to escape her "Everyday Collection." |
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Note: Everything pictured above took
place before 5:00 am.)
Martha Stewart's High-Energy Day
Goes On
... and on and on and on ...
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There
was so
much, much more
that Martha
had hoped to
accomplish
before "actually"
Going To Work. |
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But, Martha simply hadn't had
the time to:
Upholster the toilet in the guest bathroom
Vulcanize enough rubber for a new set of snow tires
Quarry enough marble slabs to re-pave her driveway
Wallpaper the garage
Place ribbon-tied potpourri bundles in the barn
Finish knitting a new ergonomic couch
Mine next week's cache of kryptonite and dilithium
crystals
Re-shoe her zebras and milk her yaks
Plant a new crop of Wasabi
Iron her kitchen counters and starch her underwear
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However, Martha Stewart
was relieved that she
did have just enough time
to teach her beloved
cats a new trick or two. |
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Fortunately for us all, Martha Stewart's savvy agent knew that
Martha was running particularly late to the televison studio
for today's taping of "Living." So, he took control
of the matter in the only effective fashion possible...
(Notice Martha's newest, younger-looking
hair style.)
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Finally, It's Show Time!
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Today's Red-Hot
Cooking TV Segment:
Martha Stewart whipped up quite a
Private Luncheon for President Bill Clinton
along with a really cookin' interview followed by a smokin' presidential
de-briefing. |
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Executives at "Martha Stewart Living"
decided to scrub the broadcast, rather than air the historical
television moment detailing "down-home" Martha Stewart-style
entertainment.
Is this what you call a "Blooper," Martha Stewart?
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But, The Show Must Go On...
Martha Stewart's Daily Pet Care
Segment:
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Again, Martha Stewart enthralled
her audience with the most useful
and practical tips on every
conceivable subject imaginable.
But Martha, you lost some of us on this one?
At least, we know not to try this at home....
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Martha Stewart: Home
Again
(Hey, doesn't that slogan belong
to some other handy TV guru?)
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After yet another typically ultra-productive day, Martha Stewart
returned home to her usual evening routine ...
A quiet introspective evening at home, entertaining her closet
friends ala the most current Martha Stewart fashion!
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