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With guest of horror - Martha Stewart is about to begin. Enjoy!
As Martha Stewart's dearest friends and fans started streaming into MrsMegaByte's house party, we noticed several new folks in the crowd. Great! What a perfect opportunity to meet and greet Martha Stewart's new neighbors from Nutley, NJ. Seems fitting? |
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We all soon realized that it would be frightfully difficult to keep up with the Jones' who cordially brought along a substantial sample of their hearty home brew, as well as their brother-in-law Bob Johnson, a real party animal. With the arrival of roughly forty or fifty familiar faces, the fabulous fiesta feverishly grew into quite the fantastic and flamboyant affair. |
But where was our guest of horror, Martha Stewart?
Martha Stewart politely phoned, explaining that she had just finished preparing more delectable, last-minute extra-special goodies for the party. Yum! We could hardly wait? |
Fortunately, our fashionably late guest of horror finally appeared in the
front foyer.
PHEW!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Let's have a warm western welcome for everybody's best bud, the guru to the gourmand, that darling domestic diva, the queen of culinary cooking, that hostess with the most-est, the one and the only... Martha Stewart! |
Demonstrating impeccably magnificent manners, her savvy insight into the hottest party trends, and a frightful flair for gratifying gourmet taste buds, Martha Stewart graciously and generously brought along a large and lovely lime molded |
Martha Stewart proudly proclaimed, "This recipe is the essence of my newest philosophy. Ingeniously, I call it enlightened cooking. This dish is both hearty and satisfying: just the kind of food I crave at any time of the year. It's a grown-up but low-fat version of milk and cookies." EEK! |
Martha Stewart continued to amaze everyone as she danced and played her ukulele.
Click Martha Hula and Uke Solo |
Many of the groovy party guests were so moved
by Martha's perky party spirit that they too, eagerly tried to emulate
Martha Stewart's swingin' stylish technique on the dance floor. |
Little did we know then.
YIKES! The Martha Stewart party parody continues...
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