Blues Stewie Martha Stewart: Stewies


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"Joliet Jake had a vision and he clung to it, thanks in part to 'Sister Mary Martha Stigmata.' Today this all-knowing saintly woman is also known as Martha Stewart.

Martha wasn't always the accomplished chef that she is today - In fact, Jake and I ate many a Rubber Biscuit prepared by Martha Stewart back at the orphanage. Martha's first job after leaving the order was at Chez Paul as a mere cocktail waitress. Martha was always such a kidder, often calling Paul 'Soul Man.'

After her speedy promotion, Martha Stewart asked the band to refer to her only as 'Hey, Bartender.' But, Jake and I will fondly always remember her first as Sister StigMartha!"

- Elwood Blues


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The Stewies share their favorite Martha Stewart tips and reminisce about Martha!
Martha Stewart discusses her dearly beloved fans, the Stewies...
Then, Martha Stewart discloses her newest business venture. Enjoy!

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