Captain Stewie Martha Stewart: Stewies


  William Shatner  

Captain Stewie

"Aboard the Enterprise, I was notably unsuccessful in maintaining a long-term relationship with any one woman. But, it's a little-known fact that Martha Stewart and I were involved often during my five-year mission. I first met Dr.Marthus' aka Martha Stewart in the early 2260's.

We had a son, David Marthus who I did not see again until 2285 when 'Dr. Marthus' and I worked together on Project Genesis to 'transform uninhabitable planets into worlds suitable for humanoid life.'

I am proud to see that Martha Stewart is still bravely carrying out her mission today!"

- James T. Kirk


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Martha Stewie

The Stewies share their favorite Martha Stewart tips and reminisce about Martha!
Martha Stewart discusses her dearly beloved fans, the Stewies...
Then, Martha Stewart discloses her newest business venture. Enjoy!

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