Food Jokes and Chocolate Humor

From MrsMegaByte's Cooking Glossary

Ham and eggs:
A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Hangover:
The wrath of grapes. Icing: What I do in the shower.

Sandwich Spread:
That which you get from eating between meals.

Upper crust:
A lot of crumbs held together with dough.

I may be a crumb ... but that is the yeast I can do with the dough I make.

He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast.
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide ... he looked inside.
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...

And then he stuffed the turkey.

Hamburger Humor

Q: Why are hamburgers better than hot dogs?
A: Because hot dogs are the wurst.

Q: What kind of girl does a hamburger go for?
A: Any girl named Patty.

Q: What opera is about hamburgers?
A: The Barbecue of Seville.

Q: What dance does a hamburger love?
A: The char-char.

Q: What is a hamburger's favorite story?
A: Hansel and Gristle.

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