"Three words: Bring green Jell-O. It's a good thing. I did, and look how much fun we had at Mrs. MegaByte's madcap party!

Next time I drop in... How to remove those unsightly green spots from white carpeting. No offense!"

"Of all the lead singers we've had, most couldn't play a ukulele. Typical. But not for Martha Stewart, because every time she gets ready to hula, she eats green Jell-O.

Martha Stewart's all-time best solo: at Mrs. MegaByte's party!"

"Revealing outfits and the un-dead. What else can't the crazed party goers at MrsMegaByte's party get enough of? Martha Stewart & green Jell-O, that's what.

I just howled when Martha Stewart stuck her neck out to reveal her party paraphernalia."

"Turns out dat roughing up punks ain't necessary at dat house party. On account of most punks don't care much for green Jell-O or Martha Stewart either.

You punks could learn somethin' from Martha Stewart. Don't make me tell you dat again!"

"I was discouraged after my first two attempts. And depresssed after my third.

But on my fourth try, I finally did it. I ate Martha Stewart's green Jell-O at Mrs. MegaByte's house warming party.

Let's just say I really hate to be rushed!"

"Where's a hip party? Let me lay some lyrics on you, man:

Hey, Mrs. MegaB's fete. It's nutty, it's too neat. Get your green Jell-O with a koo-koo beat. It's a swingin' Martha Stewart treat.

Martha Stewart, oh yeah!"

"Don't play ball in the house. Go to your room.

Here's another all-time great mom line: Eat your green Jell-O.

Unlike hairdos, Martha Stewart's fusion-style
cuisine will always be in style. So, sample some green Jell-O at Mrs. MegaByte's.

Groovy!"

"There's a ton of sightings out there, baby. So anytime ya see me, just ask about the original rockin' time I had over at Miss MegaByte's shakin' shindig.

Cause 'lil mama, Martha Stewart sure moves some pelvis in her uke and hula solo!

Thank you very much."