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Martha Stewart Parody


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From: Woody
Date: Sat Aug 14 22:44:57 1999

What are her relatives like?????

If Martha is really so anal...it must be in the family. So, MrsMegaByte, we can just imagine what your family is like...scarey!!!

From: Candy Vanderbilt Morgan
Date: Sun Aug 8 18:42:08 1999


I actually was a "guest" at the Stewart home in CT. What a scream. She practically flung the plate at me. Not my idea of hospitality. I've been scarred since and not been able to eat creme brulee without barfing uncontrollably.

From: PeeWeeSm
Date: Sun Aug 8 01:23:32 1999

Jello recipes

I was looking for "jello, party, recipes" and I ended up here! Yowie! what I was really looking for was how to make jello shots. Why don't you have that formula at your site? You seem to have everything else there? Anyway, I laughed and laughed at your site. Thanks. Guess I don' tneed the Vodka part now, but what will I do at my party?

From: Jill (Jill25@hotmail.com)
Date: Sat Jul 31 01:41:11 1999

M Stewart's flopped recipes

I was actually searching for a Martha Stewart recipe, when I happened into your web site. I still don't have the recipe, but you know what? I'm glad! YOur site is so funny! I have to wonder if you had ever tried one of Martha's recipies that flopped, and that was why you made this site. Does Martha Stewart know that you have that photo of her wearing the green jello mold?

From: Linda Jolly (LJolly@1041aol.com)
Date: Thu Jul 29 05:23:42 1999

Ms. Martha Stewart

You all should be ashamed of yourselves, how dare you Martha could be any one of your mothers. I rush home from work nightly to watch and learn more so I can be a better mother and wife. You obviously need to learn more on eddiquett. Shes got more bucks than youll ever see.

From: Angela Regina (arsayles@aol.com)
Date: Tue Jul 20 02:26:32 1999

My Hero!

Martha Stewart is my hero! No matter what my family says.


From: Calamity (tcjkm@yahoo.com)
Date: Wed Jul 14 15:53:23 1999

MaRthA StEwArT

I know she can't do ALL that stuff by herself. She has a staff that helps her...if I had staff on hand I'd be able to make cute little party foavors and cater my own garden party for fifty too. I like your guest of horror...she truly is one to all women who try hard to do what she does.

From: Lee Ann Herrera (leehtct@aol.com)
Date: Tue Jul 13 13:16:41 1999


This is great!! I sent this site to a friend. We call Martha Stewart Jr. She watches faithfully, and I swear she knows how to do everything. Just like Martha!! I thought she would get a big laugh out of it. I know, I did..

From: viola (sexyvi@aol.com) Date: Tue Jul 13 11:39:30 1999

today july 13 [tues.] i seenyou today on cbs.news but trned on to late to get recipes

love your ideas..would love recipe for homemade ginger ale and all recipes given today on the news..it looked very refreshing for summer..

thankyou viola

From: Joy (http://www.expage.com/page/joysdance)
Date: Sun Jul 11 15:53:56 1999

Great Page

Keep up the good work!

From: Chaia
Date: Sat Jul 10 12:06:05 1999

Funny Stuff!

I almost fell off my chair laughing at your Martha Stewart pages. What a great site you have. It is a good thing!! http://members.tripod.com/~Chaia_1/index.html






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