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Martha Stewart Parody


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From: Dazed (dazed@startrekmail.com)
Date: Sat Jul 10 02:04:56 1999

The site! (duh!)

Wow, I really congratulate you on this site! I'm very surprised; not because you made it, but because you made it on Tripod. A couple of months ago I tried Tripod but found it couldn't do what I wanted it to. You proved that it can. I guess I'll just have to give Tripod another shot!

I really like your Star Trek farce. I really like Star Trek and I can see you do, too. I just wonder wher on the net you found the theme song, I've looked everywhere for it! You did a fantastic job of your summaries, even if I don't know Martha Stewart from a hole in the ground!

Thanks for building a great site!

From: Mega (mega@msmegabyte.com.au)
Date: Fri Jul 9 23:29:44 1999

wow - another member of the Megabyte family

well hellloooo Mrs MegaByte! Are you my mother?! Or perhaps my alter-ego!? Hmmm!! http://www.msmegabyte.com.au Join the family! Lots of love, Mega

From: CelineDijon (CelineD@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Jul 6 03:50:31 1999

Martha's Big old Head

Thanks for this refreshing Martha Stewart view.

I'd personally like to see Martha try to stuff her BIG head into one of the bins in her "craft-storage" Armoire. Geez, I wonder if Martha's head might have to fit horizontally, rather than vertically, because it is so big. (?)

As seen on TV. ...

From: Queen Bee
Date: Sun Jul 4 02:15:38 1999

Martha's droning voice..

Martha Stewart is a "drone"

Her nasty voice just goes on and on and on and on.

From: TINKERDUST aka Carol (caroll54@prodigy.net)
Date: Mon Jun 21 21:49:17 1999

Martha Taking Over the World!!! Oh Gawd

All I can say is Bravo this is sure one of the best laughs I had in along time ROFLOL

To funny wow Neat I loved it thanks Carol

This site Is a GOOD THING

From: Anna again (chickenaway@gurlmail.com)
Date: Thu Jun 10 21:33:28 1999


Hi, sorry to sign yur guestbook but I gave you my old url. It is now www.gurlpages.com/me/chickenaway Sorry about that!

From: aNNA (chickenaway@gurlmail.com)
Date: Sat Jun 5 19:07:50 1999





From: mary jayne (GHOUNDS2@aol.com)
Date: Wed May 19 11:58:10 1999 =Martha Stewart Site

This was one of the funniest sites, I am still laughing!! I have always been a fan of Sat. Nite Lives parody of M.S., but this is much better. I especially like Martha Stewart (body builder). Great grphics. Sent the link to all my M.S. friends.

From: Sharon (mepocahontas@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri May 14 06:50:32 1999


I can honestly say that this is the only representation of Martha Stewart that I can stomach for more than 5 seconds at a time. I simply cannot watch her show- that monotone drives me quite wild. Also, she is just too perky!

From: LAS VEGAS TATTOO CO. (docnbelle@lvtattoo)
Date: Thu May 6 18:55:24 1999

http://www.lvtattoo.com home of the worlds most kick ass tattoo cam

MrsMegaByte Your site rocks i found it by a signing you did in a tattoo site i was visiting!!! What a laugh your a hellva lady!!! I have wallpaper i found on martha that is her on the cover of dying magazine she is leaning over a lovely casket and she gives casket cleaning an upholstering tips etc. you'd love it!!!

From: MMC (m_m_cooper@yahoo.com)
Date: Thu Apr 29 17:30:44 1999


I had such fun with the Trekkie page especially. Keep up the good weird!

From: Ann
Date: Sat Apr 24 14:29:40 1999

I am a big fan of Martha Stewart! But I do have to admit I love repeating this site for any friend that comes to the house.

From: Holli (DollyRuth@aol.com)
Date: Tue Apr 20 14:04:17 1999

Your house party

This is absolutely the funniest Martha spoof I have ever seen.I've e-mailed your link to at least twenty people.I HATE Martha.Keep up the good work!

From: Pat (DPTCarrs@prodigy.net)
Date: Fri Mar 26 12:18:51 1999


I think these are great. One of the best I have ever seen.

From: Ethel (ethelsam@hotmail.com)
Date: Wed Mar 24 15:31:25 1999

Martha Stewart

This site really made my day. I found it quite by accident. I started out researching arthritis stuff and ended up (my day) here! You guys, whether you know it or not, have lessened by arthritis pain just by making me laugh!!!

From: Petulia (tulia@yahoo.com)
Date: Sun Mar 14 23:52:21 1999

Black Lights with Green Jello

I was wondering how many black lights I would need to re-do my basement paneled family room? I would like to get the maxium effect -- Would a big enough green jello mold actually glow if I ad enough black lights? Which color of lava lamp would work best?

tee hee he he he. Loved your site!

But I do want to get a Lava lamp and a black light for my house!

From: Irish Queen (irishqueeen@hotmail.com)
Date: Sun Mar 14 23:31:14 1999

Green Food, Green Drink, Green Goodies =Blarney!!! Oh my gosh!!! I was looking for green party goodies and where did I end up? At your site! Thanks. You have no idea how much I appreciated the fun. And... No way will I NOW be making any kind of "Green JELLO" for my St. Paddy's bash. Wadda ya think about green onion dip? Probably wouldn't be too nuclear dangerous?

I'll send all my friends and party invitees to your site.

Thanks for the mega-laffs, Mrs megabyte!!!

From: SnoozinSuzan
Date: Tue Mar 9 20:57:50 1999

What A Site!

I ended up at your site quite by accident, and boy I am I glad that I did! I haven't laughed so hard since my college days when we'd play "Hi Bob". My favorite page is the "Stewies" followed by the Star Trek page and the Clinton page.

Thanks, Suzan

PS: Have you considered adding Bob Newhart to the Stewies?

From: martha fan (rpletsfish@aol.com)
Date: Tue Mar 9 11:12:28 1999

martha stewart

after reading the guest book i've discovered most of the people that visited this site are jealous mean no imagination people if you dislike her so much why would be visiting i was looking for real martha stewart tips not this

From: debbie (rpletsfish@aol.com)
Date: Tue Mar 9 11:06:09 1999

martha stewart

i love martha a lot of things i can't afford, but she has some great ideas and made shopping at k-mart a lot more fun

From: Evelyn Wrensch (dance@jefnet.com)
Date: Fri Mar 5 11:15:01 1999

Under Bed Boxes

Missed the name of the store where you can buy the underbed boxes that you wall papered and nailed the wheels on. Does the store have a catalog?

From: mina (wilhelmina99@earthlink.net)
Date: Mon Mar 1 21:33:28 1999

Martha & Bill

I've got to give it to you, your site complete with captioned pictures and music is really funny. I'm willing to bet Bill (& maybe Martha) have seen your production and are laughing their heads off! Actually the President might find it refreshing, after all it is really a compliment. Don't forget to e-mail to K






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