Captain Stewie

"Aboard the Enterprise, I was notably unsuccessful in maintaining a long-term relationship with any one woman. But, it's a little-known fact that Martha Stewart and I were involved often during my five-year mission. I first met Dr.Marthus' aka Martha Stewart in the early 2260's.

We had a son, David Marthus who I did not see again until 2285 when 'Dr. Marthus' and I worked together on Project Genesis to 'transform uninhabitable planets into worlds suitable for humanoid life.'

I am proud to see that Martha Stewart is still bravely carrying out her mission today!"

- James T. Kirk