Guru Stewie

"I taught Martha Stewart everything she knows about computers (yes, even Macs) and the internet, too. But no matter what program I run, I still can't get that vixen of a millionaire-business mogul off of my hard drive.

However, I do admit that Martha Stewart has done me proud with her under-stated website tribute to me entitled, 'Internet 101.' Hopefully Martha Stewart will make gig-a money from it, just like I do from my website.

I just can't help reminiscing about those nostalgic simpler times, when Martha Stewart and I enjoyed mega nano-seconds together playing Doctor. If there were ever two people reincarnated from Adam and Eve, it's you and me, Martha Stewart!"

- Peter Norton