Hula Stewie

"Martha Stewart certainly has made me a believer in the old, tried-and-true adage that the most efficient way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I recently attended an authentic luau orchestrated by Martha Stewart in Nutley, New Jersey, USA. I especially liked Martha Stewart's tantalizing recipes for: 'Oh Boy! It's Poi,' 'Wild Western Wranglin' Wasabi Rolls,' 'Pineapple Spears in Hot Tamale Sauce,' and my personal favorite taste treat: 'Kebabs-Kabobs ala Martha-Martha Stewart.'

But I'll tell ya, one little-known fact about Martha Stewart is that she is one red-hot ukulele player who does the whitest hula that I've ever seen!"