Miscellaneous Jokes, Humor and Trivia for the
"Martha Stewart Living Impaired"

Home and Household Trivia

Tablecloths were originally meant to serve as towels with which guests could wipe their hands and faces after dinner.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least sixfeet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The sound of a snore (up to 69 decibels) can be almost as loud as the noise of a pneumatic drill (70-90 decibels).

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

American car horns beep in the tone of @#. (A Flat!)

No piece of paper can be folded more than seven times.

Garden Trivia

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

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